Synopsis
Seth MacFarlane's outrageously funny Family Guy returns to FOX TV for a 18th season . Join Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian, Stewie and Meg every week to witness the trials and tribulations of their family life.
Seth MacFarlane's outrageously funny Family Guy returns to FOX TV for a 18th season . Join Peter, Lois, Chris, Brian, Stewie and Meg every week to witness the trials and tribulations of their family life.
Yacht Rocky: When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. (S19 ,Ep1)
Bri-Da: Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams. (S19, Ep2)
Absolutely Babulous: When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. (S19, Ep3)
Disney's The Reboot: The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. (S19, Ep4)
Cat Fight: When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. (S19, Ep5)
Peter & Lois' Wedding: The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the story of how they met. (S19, Ep6)
Heart Burn: In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories. (S19, Ep7)
Shanksgiving: When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. (S19,Ep8)
Married With Cancer: In Part One of a special two-part story, Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. (S18, Ep1)
Dead Dog Walking: In Part Two of a special two-part story, Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. (S18, Ep2)
Pal Stewie: To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realises he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empo
Big Trouble In Little Quahog: After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. (S18, Ep4)
Regarding Carter: Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that results in an unfortunate accident. (S18, Ep5)
Stand By Meg: After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg.(S18, Ep6)
The Griffin Winter Games: To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. (S18, Ep7)
Con Heiress: Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. (S18, Ep8)
Pawtucket Pete: The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (S18, Ep9)
Hefty Shades Of Gray: After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor. (S18, Ep10)
Trump Guy: The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary. (S18, Ep11)
Bri. Robot: Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. (S18, Ep12)
Trans-Fat: Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and him learning an important lesson. (S18 Ep13)
Island Adventure: In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, which Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island" (S18, Ep14)
Family Guy Lite: After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (S18, Ep15)
No Giggity, No Doubt: When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. (S18, Ep16)
You Can't Handle The Booth!: The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (S18, Ep17)
Throw It Away: After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. (S18, Ep18)
Adam West High: When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honour the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office. (S18, Ep19)
Girl, Internetted: When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following. (S18, Ep20)
Emmy-Winning Episode:Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows. (S17, Ep1)
Foxx in the Men House: Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. (S17, Ep2)
Nanny Goats: The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. (S16, Ep3)
Follow the Money: After Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog. (S17, Ep4)
Three Directors: In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. (S17, Ep5)
The D in Apartment 23: When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house (S17, Ep6)
Petey IV: Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him; A strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline. (S17, Ep7)
Crimes and Meg's Demeanour: Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. (S17, Ep8)
Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas: Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog. (S17, Ep9)
Boy (Dog), Meets Girl (Dog): At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. (S17, Ep10)
Dog Bites Bear: Dog Bites Bear: Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. (S17, Ep11)
Send in Stewie, Please: Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist, which causes him to reveal major, never-before-told secrets about himself. (S17, Ep12)
V is for Mystery: Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London. (S17, Ep13)
Veteran Guy: Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard. (S17, Ep14)
The Woolf of Wall Street: Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market. Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (S17, Ep15)
'Family Guy' Through the Years: The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. (S17, Ep16)
Switch the Flip: Chaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body swapping machine malfunctions. (S17, Ep17)
HTTPete: To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive (S17, Ep18)
The Unkindest Cut: Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police. (S17, Ep19)
Are You There God? It's Me, Peter: After falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions. (S17, Ep20)
The Boys in the Band: Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when Olivia gets involved, while Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life. (S16, Ep1)
Bookie of the Year: Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant. (S16, Ep2)
American Gigg-olo: After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance. (S16, Ep3)
Inside Family Guy: James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy. (S16, Ep4)
Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date: Taylor Swift agrees to be Chris' homecoming date, while Peter becomes an Uber driver. (S16, Ep5)
Hot Shots: Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak. (S16, Ep6)
High School English: The cast reenact three classic novels commonly taught in high school; The Great Gatsby, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Of Mice and Men. (S16, Ep7)
Carter and Tricia: Carter falls in love with Channel 5 Action News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor. (S16, Ep8)
How the Griffin Stole Christmas: Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday parties for free food, drama and women. (S16, Ep9)
Passenger Fatty-Seven: Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and the plane is hijacked on the flight home. (S16, Ep10)
Gronkowsbees: Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive. (S16, Ep11)
Peter's Def Jam: When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room. (S16, Ep12)
The Finer Strings: Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog. (S16, Ep13)
The Dating Game: Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene. Meanwhile, Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis. (S16, Ep14)
Cop And A Half-Wit: Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion. (S16, Ep15)
Saturated Fat Guy: When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team. (S16, Ep16)
Peter's Lost Youth: Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him. (S16, Ep17)
The Peter Principal: Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel. (S16, Ep18)
Dearly Deported: Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico. (S16, Ep19)
A House Full Of Peters: Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. (S16, Ep20)
Pilling Them Softly: Stewie gets addicted to Adderal; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other. (S15, Ep1)
Papa Has A Rollin' Son: Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1. (S15, Ep2)
Guy, Robot: Stewie builds a robot friend after a fight with Brian and Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress. (S15, Ep3)
Peternormal Activity: When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage. (S15, Ep4)
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Peter's Sister: Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating. (S15, Ep6)
Hot Pocket-Dial: Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation. (S15, Ep7)
Brokeback Swanson: Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman. (S15, Ep8)
A Shot In The Dark: While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime. (S15, Ep9)
Candy, Quahog Marshmallow: When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover. (S15, Ep10)
The Peanut Butter Kid: Stewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business. (S15, Ep11)
Scammed Yankees: Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. (S15, Ep12)
An App A Day: Peter learns about apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. (S15, Ep13)
Underage Peter: Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50. (S15, Ep14)
A Lot Going On Upstairs: Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help Stewie conquer his nightmares. (S15, Ep15)
The Heartbreak Dog: Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other, meanwhile Meg starts volunteer work in a retirement home. (S15, Ep16)
Take A Letter: An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend. (S15, Ep17)
The New Adventures of Old Tom: Peter gets lost in the mall while Brian pretends to be a millionaire to impress a woman. (S15, Ep18)
Run, Chris, Run: Meg discovers that the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him. (S15, Ep19)
Road To India: Season Finale: Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her. (S15, Ep20)
The Simpsons Guy: After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield. (S14, Ep1)
The Book of Joe: Peter is hired to read Joe's new book to children, and Brian takes up running to impress a girl. (S14, Ep2)
Baking Bad: Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers. (S14, Ep3)
Brian The Closer: Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire. (S14, Ep4)
Turkey Guys: On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. (S14, Ep5)
The 2000-Year-Old Virgin: After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. (S14, Ep6)
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure: To help Chris ace his history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine, and get stuck in the past. (S14, Ep7)
Our Idiot Brian: Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot. (S14, Ep8)
This Little Piggy: Meg becomes a foot-fetish model, while Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool. (S14, Ep9)
Quagmire's Mom: Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape. During the trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance, which helps explain why he is the way that he is. (S14, Ep10)
Encyclopedia Griffin: Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. While, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a relationship. (S14, Ep11)
Stewie Is Enceinte: Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. (S14, Ep12)
Dr. C And The Women: Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security. (S14, Ep13)
#Jolo: Joe decides to embrace life by quitting his job with the police and taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision. (S14, Ep14)
Once Bitten: Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg. (S14, Ep15)
Roasted Guy: When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls. (S14, Ep16)
Fighting Irish: Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. (S14, Ep17)
Take My Wife: Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics. (S14, Ep18)
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Finders Keepers: Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search. (S13, Ep1)
Vestigial Peter: Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. (S13, EP2)
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Chap Stweie: When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived. (S13, Ep21)
Into Fat Air - The Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest after their competitive family friends announce their ambitious plans to hike the legendary mountain. (S12, Ep1)
Ratings Guy - On a Halloween-themed night, the Griffins are selected to be a Nielsen family and have their television viewing habits monitored. (S12, Ep2)
The Old Man and the Big 'C' - Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt is dying of cancer, but soon becomes suspicious when he makes a seemingly impossible and miraculous recovery. (S12, Ep3)
Yug Ylimaf - When Brian uses Stewie's time machine to impress women whom he meets at bars, he accidentally causes time to run in reverse. (S12, Ep4)
Joe's Revenge - The criminal who, years ago, shot Joe and left him in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive. So, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down. (S12, Ep5)
Lois Comes Out Of Her Shell - Lois experiences a mid-life crisis, and Peter tries to keep up with her new, wild lifestyle. (S12, Ep6)
Brian - Portrait of a Dog. Peter enters Brian in a dog show and, although Brian originally agrees to perform, once he realises that he'll have to beg for a treat, he runs away. (S1, Ep7)
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! - Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story. (S12, Ep8)
Space Cadet - To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space. (S12, Ep9)
Brian's Play - Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, but how will he react when Stewie writes a play overnight that puts his to shame? (S12, Ep10)
The Giggity Wife - After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute. (S12, Ep11)
Valentine's Day in Quahog - Stewie gathers scores of Brian's former girlfriends to get to the bottom of why he's unsuccessful in love. (S12, Ep12)
Chris Cross - Chris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray. (S12, Ep13)
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Bigfat - Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash. (S12, Ep17)
Total Recall - Lois begins hanging out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled. (S12, Ep18)
Save the Clam - The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam after the bank closes it, and Meg gets into trouble at her new job at the funeral home. (S12, Ep19)
Farmer Guy - Peter and the whole family move to a farm because of the higher crime rate in Quahog. Sooner or later the family discovers a meth lab in the basement. (S12, Ep20)
Roads to Vegas - Stewie uses his untested teleportation device to transport Brian and himself to Vegas. The machine creates an exact copy of the pair and sends the copy to Vegas. (S12, Ep21)
No Country Club for Old Men - The Griffins join a country club, but end up getting kicked out. (S12, Ep22)
Family Guy fans get a behind-the-scenes look at this irreverent comedy's most outrageous moments, through fascinating interviews with creator Seth MacFarlane and the voice actors. (S12, Ep23)
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Seahorse Seashell Party: As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family. (S11, Ep2)
Screams of Silence - The Story of Brenda Q: Quagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend, before handling it themselves. (S11, Ep3)
Stewie Goes for a Drive: Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds, until he comes to believe that Reynolds may be attracted to him. (S11, Ep4)
Back to the Pilot: Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31st 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy. (S11, Ep5)
Thanksgiving: Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. (S11, Ep6)
Amish Guy - The Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the locals. (S11, Ep7)
Cool Hand Peter: Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. (S11, Ep8)
Grumpy Old Man: Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it. (S11, Ep9)
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And Then There Were Fewer: Based on Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None'. The whole of Quahog is invited to a party in a mysterious house. (S10, Ep1)
Excellence in Broadcasting: Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books. (S10, Ep2)
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New Kidney in Town: After years of drinking with the guys, Peter's love of the sauce has finally caught up with him and he needs a kidney transplant. (S10, Ep8)
And I'm Joyce Kinney: When Lois becomes friends with Joyce Kinney, the new local news anchor, she convinces Joyce to do a story on her as the model American housewife. (S10, Ep9)
Friends of Peter G: After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. (S10, Ep10)
German Guy: A jealous Mr Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal. (S10, Ep11)
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair: Meg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house. (S10, Ep12)
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Foreign Affairs: Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love. Meanwhile, Peter home-schools Chris and Meg. (S10, Ep17)
It's a Trap: The trilogy comes full circle in this parody of 'Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi.' (S10, Ep18)
Road to the Multiverse: Stewie and Brian explore a series of alternate universes. (S9, Ep1)
Dog Gone: After he kills a dog with his car, Brian stands up for animal rights. But the Griffin family don't take much notice. (S9, Ep8)
Business Guy: Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when his father-in-law has a heart attack and goes into a coma. (S9, Ep9)
Big Man on Hippocampus: When Peter hits his head and develops amnesia, he forgets his family and friends. Fed up with his antics, Lois takes the kids and leaves. (S9, Ep10)
Dial Meg for Murder: Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath. (S9, Ep11)
Extra Large Medium: After they are saved from being lost in the wilderness, Stewie helps Chris muster up the courage to ask a girl with Down's Syndrome out on a date. (S9, Ep12)
Go, Stewie, Go!: Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend. (S9, Ep13)
Peter-Assment: Peter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job? (S9, Ep14)
Brian Griffin's House of Payne: Brian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. (S9, Ep15)
April in Quahog: Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end. (S9, Ep16)
Brian and Stewie: In the 150th episode, Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault, where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. (S9, Ep17)
Quagmire's Daddy: Quagmire's dad announces that he's undergoing a sex change. When Brian returns to town after a seminar, he accidentally makes the situation even more awkward. (S9, Ep18)
The Splendid Source: With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples' getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the world's funniest dirty joke. (S9, Ep19)
Something, Something, Something, Dark Side: Peter entertains his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, featuring Mort as Lando Calrissian. (S9, Ep20)
Partial Terms of Endearment: A friend asks Lois to be a surrogate mother for her, and she agrees. But when the friend unexpectedly dies, Lois isn't sure what to do. (S9, Ep21)
Three Kings: When Peter reads some of Stephen King's works, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's stories: Stand By Me, Misery and The Shawshank Redemption. (S8, Ep15)
Peter's Progress: Peter has a psychic palm-reading and discovers he led a past life as a dignified gentleman who followed Lady Redbush from 17th-century England to Quahog. (S8, Ep16)
Blue Harvest: With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells a story which leads to a Star Wars flashback, with Peter as Han Solo and Lois as Princess Leia. (S7, Ep1)
Movin' Out (Brian's Song): Peter convinces Brian to move in with Jillian. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the local convenience store, but Meg gets fired. (S7, Ep2)
Believe it or Not, Joe's Walking on Air. When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he gets a leg transplant - and discovers extreme sports. (S7, Ep3)
Stewie Kills Lois: Part 1. Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise and, jealous that he was left behind, Stewie decides that it's time to carry out his diabolical matricidal plan. (S7, Ep4)
Stewie Kills Lois: Part 2. Lois returns to name Stewie as the person who tried to kill her. Stewie does whatever he can to become supreme ruler - leaving Lois only one option. (S7, Ep5)
Padre de Familia. Peter starts an anti-immigration group - but quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. (S7, Ep6)
Peter's Daughter. Peter is determined to drive away a med student who falls for Meg when she falls into a coma - that is, until Meg reveals that she is pregnant. (S7, Ep7)
McStroke. Peter eats too many burgers and has a stroke. When he recovers, he vows to expose the fast food company for what it really is. (S7, Ep8)
Back to the Woods. James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter - and in return, Peter decides to ruin the actor's career and image. (S7, Ep9)
Play it Again, Brian. Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them leave for a nice relaxing vacation. (S7, Ep10)
The Former Life of Brian. Brian discovers that he is a father, and brings the boy to the Griffins' house - but his attitude towards parenting doesn't sit well with Lois and Peter. (S7, Ep11)
The Family Guy 100th Episode Special. To mark the 100th episode, the best moments of the past are revisited, including satirical spoofs, funny jokes and musical numbers. (S7, Ep13)
Stewie Loves Lois: Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois after she saves Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him when he undergoes a prostate exam. (S6, Ep1)
Mother Tucker. Peter feels abandoned when his mum gets a divorce, until he sees a father figure in his mum's new boyfriend. Brian gets his own NPR-style show on the radio. (S6, Ep2)
Hell Comes to Quahog. After Peter uses Meg's money to buy a tank, she gets a job at a new superstore. But it puts all the shops out of business and uses up the city's power supply. (S6, Ep3)
Saving Private Brian. Chris is approached to join the military. When Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the army. (S6, Ep4)
Whistle While Your Wife Works. When Peter gets hurt and can't work, Lois goes to the brewery to help out. Brian dates a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. (S6, Ep5)
Prick Up Your Ears. Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school, but some parents are upset with her brutal honesty. Stewie sets traps to destroy the Tooth Fairy. (S6, Ep6)
Chick Cancer. Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia. Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, which gives him the idea to make his own movie based on every chick movie ever. (S6, Ep7)
Barely Legal. When Brian ends up going with Meg to her junior prom, Meg becomes obsessed with him. Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Joe. (S6, Ep8)
Road to Rupert. When Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale, Stewie takes him across the country to Colorado to find his teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. (S6, Ep9)
Peter's Two Dads. After Peter's dad dies, Thelma tells him that his real father lives in Ireland. Realising that he likes being spanked, Stewie tries to get into trouble. (S6, Ep10)
The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou. While Peter realises bullying is fun, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer, and begins to live his life as if he had only days to live. (S6, Ep11)
Airport '07: When Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot, he and Cleveland try to get it back. When their plan fails, Quagmire gets advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner. (S6, Ep12)
Peter and Bill's Bogus Journey. Lois believes that Bill Clinton is a bad influence after he begins spending time with Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. (S6, Ep13)
No Meals on Wheels. The Griffin family start their own restaurant. Peter is excited that it could become a hangout for the police, but people with disabilities flock there instead. (S6, Ep14)
Boys Do Cry. The Griffin family flees to Texas when a church believes Stewie has been possessed by the Devil. While there, Stewie enters the 'Little Miss Texas' pageant. (S6, Ep15)
No Chris Left Behind. Chris is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter. (S6, Ep16)
It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One. Lois becomes corrupt when she is made Mayor of Quahog. Peter enjoys being the 'First Lady' of Quahog, and the perks that go with it. (S6, Ep17)
Meet the Quagmires. When Death sends Peter back in time to 1984, he ends up bailing on a date with Lois. When Peter returns, he realises that everything is anything but normal. (S6, Ep18)
Peter's Got Woods - Brian tries to impress his girlfriend by petitioning to rename the James Woods High School after Martin Luther King Jr. Guest stars James Woods. (S5, Ep1)
Jungle Love - Chris, a victim of high-school pranks, runs away to South America. Peter gets a job in a brewery, and one of the job's perks is free beer. Guest stars Carrie Fisher. (S5, Ep2)
Patriot Games - Peter joins the New England Patriots as a professional footballer, while Brian suffers when Stewie, now a sports bookie, comes for his money. Guest stars Jay Leno. (S5, Ep10)
I Take Thee, Quagmire - When Peter wins a maid for a week, Quagmire falls in love and the couple marry. Stewie has withdrawal symptoms when Lois stops breastfeeding him. (S5, Ep11)
Sibling Rivalry - Lois gains weight when Peter has a vasectomy. Stewie's half-brother returns and the war for control of the playground begins. Guest stars Wallace Shawn. (S5, Ep4)
Deep Throats - Meg works as an intern for Mayor West, but Brian thinks there's something dodgy about the man. Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a talent show. (S5, Ep13)
Peterotica - After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Meanwhile, Stewie begins training for the Olympics. Starring: Seth MacFarlane. (S5, Ep14)
You May Now Kiss the... uh... Guy who Receives - Brian's gay cousin wants to be married at the Griffins' home, but Mayor West bans gay marriage. Guest stars Michael Clarke Duncan (S5, Ep15)
Petergeist - When Joe upgrades his home entertainment system, Peter gets sucked into a game of one-upmanship. But his DIY backyard multiplex disturbs an Indian burial ground. (S5, Ep16)
Untitled Griffin Family History - After burglars enter the Griffin House, the family hides in a panic room. Trapped and running out of air, Peter retells the Griffin family history. (S5, Ep17)
Stewie B Goode - After losing a swimming race, Stewie tries to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. But his plan backfires, and Stewie has a near-death experience. (S5, Ep18)
Bango Was His Name-O - Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father. (S5, Ep19)
Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure. Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better. (S5, Ep20)
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Peter uses Lois's savings to buy volcano insurance. To avoid repeating his mistake, he must get an accountant and convert his son to Judaism. (S4, Ep1)
North by North Quahog - When Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon, and Peter poses as Mel Gibson, the couple find a copy of 'The Passion of The Christ II: The Sequel'. (S4, Ep2)
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr High - Chris falls in love with his new teacher Mrs Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. Guest starring: Drew Barrymore. (S4, Ep3)
Blind Ambition - When Mort bowls a perfect game and Quagmire gets a key to the city performing CPR, Peter tries to achieve fame by setting a record for the most nickels swallowed. (S4, Ep4)
Don't Make Me Over - Peter starts a band with the guys, but their first gig fails and the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family. (S4, Ep5)
The Cleveland - Loretta Quagmire - When Peter catches Loretta cheating on her husband with Quagmire, he struggles with whether or not to tell Cleveland. Guest star: Jennifer Tilly. (S4, Ep6)
Petarded - After winning Trivial Pursuit, Peter believes he is a genius. He takes the MacArthur Genius Grant test, which reveals he has a mental health problem. (S4, Ep7)
Brian the Bachelor - Brian is chosen to be a contestant on The Bachelorette Show. Chris gets a pimple on his cheek, which talks to him and causes mischief. Guest stars Jessica Biel. (S4, Ep8)
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Peter decides to pay his tab at Mort's pharmacy by selling Meg to the Goldmans. Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his babysitter. (S4, Ep9)
Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Lois' kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in disarray. To return their lives to some normality, Peter breaks Lois out of jail. (S4, Ep10)
Model Misbehaviour - Lois wants to be a model, but Peter's not sure about all the ogling. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian becomes his salesman. (S4, Ep11)
The Thin White Line - Part 1: Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for the police, but he ends up addicted to cocaine and enters rehab. Peter tags along when his holiday is cancelled. (S3, Ep1)
Brian Does Hollywood: Part 2. Brian moves to Hollywood to pursue his dream as a scriptwriter but ends up directing porn. (S3, Ep2)
Mr Griffin Goes to Washington. Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist, while Stewie takes up smoking. Guest starring: Alyssa Milano. (S3, Ep3)
One if By Clam, Two if By Sea. When a hurricane hits Quahog and destroys 'The Drunken Clam', it is bought by an English investor who turns the bar into a British pub. (S3, Ep4)
And the Wiener Is... Peter's jealous when he sees that Chris is more well endowed. To salvage his ego, he buys a car and joins a gun club. Meg is targeted by the popular kids. (S3, Ep5)
Death Lives. Peter has a near death experience, but he's oblivious when Death tries to show him the error of his ways. In exchange for his revelation, Peter finds Death a date. (S3, Ep6)
Lethal Weapons. Lois masters martial arts, but her new-found violent side is finding its way into the Griffin home. Starring: Seth MacFarlane. (S3, Ep7)
The Kiss Seen Around the World. Meg works as an intern at the local news station when she develops a crush on news anchor Tom Tucker. But her partner is the biggest nerd in school. (S3, Ep8)
Mr Saturday Knight. Peter's hopes of a promotion are dashed when his boss chokes to death. Peter then decides to be a Renaissance Fair Knight. Guest stars Will Ferrell. (S3, Ep9)
Fish Out of Water. Still out of work, Peter hears of a $50,000 reward to catch a man-eating fish. Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland go in search of the killer. (S3, Ep10)
Emission Impossible. When Peter and Lois decide to have another baby, Stewie panics and prepares the necessary measures to keep rank. Starring: Seth MacFarlane. (S3, Ep11)
To Live and Die in Dixie. The Griffins move to the deep south after entering witness protection. Peter and Brian become sheriffs and Meg is the most popular girl in school.(S3, Ep12)
*****ed the Pooch. Peter starts to bond with his father-in-law until Brian's sex drive gets the better of him and he has his way with Mr Pewterschmidt's prized racing dog. (S3, Ep13)
Peter Griffin - Husband, Father... Brother? Learning that one of his ancestors was black and the Pewterschmidts' slave, Peter embraces his black culture, and demands reparations. (S3, Ep14)
Ready, Willing and Disabled: Joe joins the special Olympics, but he finds it difficult to keep up with the young athletes. To boost Joe's confidence, Peter slips him steroids. (S3, Ep15)
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas. A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas. Starring: Seth MacFarlane. Guest starring: Gene Simmons. (S3, Ep16)
Brian Wallows, Peter Swallows. After being arrested for drink driving, Brian must do volunteer work caring for an old lady. Peter's beard becomes a nest to rare swallows. (S3, Ep17)
From Method to Madness. Stewie takes to the stage and Meg's new boyfriend comes from a family of nudists. Starring: Seth MacFarlane. (S3, Ep18)
Stuck Together, Torn Apart. Lois and Peter are advised to date other people when their relationship hits a rough patch. Stewie and Brian end up gluing their hands together. (S3, Ep19)
Road to Europe. Stewie goes to live with the characters of his favourite British TV show. Peter takes Lois to see the rock group KISS, only to learn that Lois dated one of them. (S3, Ep20)
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1. A three-story episode as Brian reads viewer mail. Peter is granted three wishes by a genie, the Griffins gain superpowers and Quahog goes back in time. (S3, Ep21)
The King is Dead: Lois takes on the role of artistic director in a production of 'The King and I'. But Peter can't stop meddling when Lois reluctantly appoints him producer. (S2, Ep1)
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar. On his return from a women's sensitivity retreat as punishment for telling a sexist joke, Peter gets in touch with his feminine side. (S2, Ep2)
There's Something About Paulie. A Mob boss asks Peter to take out his nephew, Big Fat Paulie. When Lois disapproves, Paulie puts out a contract on Lois' life. (S2, Ep10)
He's Too Sexy for His Fat. Chris wants to get into shape, so Peter convinces him to have liposuction. When Chris backs out, Peter decides to have the operation himself. (S2, Ep11)
E Peterbus Unum. Whilst getting a building permit, Peter learns that his property is not part of the United States. Labelled a communist, Peter forms his own nation: Petoria. (S2, Ep12)
The Story on Page One. Peter helps boost Meg's journalism career by fabricating a story about one of Hollywood's forgotten actors. (S2, Ep13)
Wasted Talent. In a homage to Willy Wonka, Peter and Brian explore the magical world of a local brewery, after having gone on a drinking binge to find the winning ticket. (S2, Ep14)
Fore Father. Peter neglects Chris when he starts mentoring Cleveland's son, and Brian leads Stewie to believe his vaccine shot is a mind-controlling serum. (S2, Ep15)
Peter breaks his promise to Lois that he won't drink at a stag party and finds himself without a job, but thanks to welfare, ends up rich. (S1, Ep1)
I Never Met the Dead Man. Peter bribes Meg to take the blame after he cuts off Quahog's TV signal and discovers life without television. Stewie plans to rid the world of broccoli. (S1, Ep2)
Chitty Chitty Death Bang. It's Stewie's first birthday and he believes the man in white is coming to force him back into the womb. Meanwhile, Meg unknowingly joins a cult. (S1, Ep3)
Stewie Goes for a Drive: Peter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds, until he comes to believe that Reynolds may be attracted to him. (S11, Ep4)
A Hero Sits Next Door. Peter knocks out the best player on the company's softball team. His search for a replacement proves difficult, until a new neighbour shows his credentials. (S1, Ep5)
The Son Also Draws. The family travel to New York to try to get Chris back in the scouts when he gets kicked out. But when they stop at a casino, Lois bets away the family car. (S1, Ep6)
Brian - Portrait of a Dog. Peter enters Brian in a dog show and, although Brian originally agrees to perform, once he realises that he'll have to beg for a treat, he runs away. (S1, Ep7)
Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater: It turns out that Lois comes from a rich family, and when her Aunt Marguerite dies the Griffin family moves into her Newport mansion. (S1, Ep8)
Holy Crap. Peter's religious father drives everyone crazy after he moves in. When his father fires him from his job, Peter kidnaps the Pope to convince him that he's a good son. (S1, Ep9)
Da Boom. Peter, warned about the end of the world by a giant chicken, forces his family to take cover in the basement for New Year's Eve. (S1, Ep10)
Brian in Love. Brian goes to a therapist who convinces him that he loves Lois and must confront her. Stewie refuses to be potty-trained because he thinks the toilet is evil. (S1, Ep11)
Love thy Trophy. The Griffins and their neighbours work together to build an award-winning float for the town parade, but start a neighbourhood war when their trophy disappears. (S1, Ep12)
Death is a B*tch. Death comes to collect Peter, but sprains his ankle when Peter tries to make a run for it. While Death is laid up on his couch, Peter fills in for him. (S1, Ep13)
He's Bla-Ack!: Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting. (S13, Ep20)